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I was thinking of taking revenge on you, then realized God already did - have looked in the mirror lately?

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When I die and go to Heaven I will put your name on a golden star, so that all the angels can see how much you mean to me!

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If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

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IF U R WITH ME I WILL LIVE LIKE A BIRD
IF R NOT WITH ME I WILL LIVE LIKE A RAT IN A CAGE.

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Suicide Is Man's Way Of Telling God, You Can't Fire Me-I Quit.

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A thousand miles seems pretty far but they've got planes and trains and cars. I'd walk to you if I had no other way.

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And if I hurt you, then I'm sorry but don't think that this was easy for me.

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I Hate it when you miss someone and you can't talk to them.

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We always thought we'd look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we'd look back on our laughter and cry.

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The truth is...everyone is going to hurt you. YOU just have to decide...who's worth the pain....

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